Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Bible trivia du jour on the country music station

posted Fri, 03 Jun 2005

[music: singers – “Bible trivia! Bible trivia!” to the melody of Handel’s “Messiah”]

[music: organ – “Rock of Ages”]

DJ 1: How did the Lord part the Red Sea?

DJ 2: With Moses?

DJ 1: No! You know the story, right?

DJ 2: Right! The one with Charleton Heston.

DJ 2: Yeah, except Charleton Heston was an actor.

Caller 1: Was it Moses’ staff?

DJ 1: Nope. That’s not right.

Caller 1: Was it Moses’ hand?

DJ 1: Nope. That’s not right, either.

Caller 2: Was it Moses?

DJ 1: No, it was not Moses.

Caller 2: Was it Moses’ hand?

DJ 1: No, Moses’ hand would be part of Moses.

Caller 3: Was it a wind?

DJ 1: That is correct! “The Lord drove the sea back with a strong east wind.” Exodus 14:21 and 22.

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