posted Fri, 03 Jun 2005
[music: singers – “Bible trivia! Bible trivia!” to the melody of Handel’s “Messiah”]
[music: organ – “Rock of Ages”]
DJ 1: How did the Lord part the Red Sea?
DJ 2: With Moses?
DJ 1: No! You know the story, right?
DJ 2: Right! The one with Charleton Heston.
DJ 2: Yeah, except Charleton Heston was an actor.
Caller 1: Was it Moses’ staff?
DJ 1: Nope. That’s not right.
Caller 1: Was it Moses’ hand?
DJ 1: Nope. That’s not right, either.
Caller 2: Was it Moses?
DJ 1: No, it was not Moses.
Caller 2: Was it Moses’ hand?
DJ 1: No, Moses’ hand would be part of Moses.
Caller 3: Was it a wind?
DJ 1: That is correct! “The Lord drove the sea back with a strong east wind.” Exodus 14:21 and 22.
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