Don`t try this at home

posted Tue, 24 May 2005

Remember the couple that works out at my pool? The ones who are married but not to each other? Everyone says there is nothing going on between them, even though they meet each other at the gym every morning at 6:00 a.m.

Well.

I swam a couple hundred yards this morning after PE. (Bad idea.) Anyhow. Dick and Jane, the nothing going on couple, were there, being their usual rude, lane-hogging selves.

When they got out of the pool, Dick draped Jane’s towel over her shoulders.

But there’s nothing going on.