posted Tue, 29 Aug 2006
On the flight back to Memphis yesterday:
Me: Do you need this bag? [As I hold up the air sickness bag]
Little boy sitting next to me: What’s that?
Me: It’s for if you need to throw up and can’t get to the bathroom in time.
Little boy: No. I don’t need to throw up. But once, on a plane, I had to pee into a bag and it went all over the place.
Little boy: Yeah. That’s why I like big planes. They have bathrooms.
The end of the line
11 months ago