Potty training

posted Tue, 29 Aug 2006

On the flight back to Memphis yesterday:

Me: Do you need this bag? [As I hold up the air sickness bag]

Little boy sitting next to me: What’s that?

Me: It’s for if you need to throw up and can’t get to the bathroom in time.

Little boy: No. I don’t need to throw up. But once, on a plane, I had to pee into a bag and it went all over the place.

Me: Really!

Little boy: Yeah. That’s why I like big planes. They have bathrooms.