Too dumb to live

posted Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Overheard on the plane to Boston

Man behind me: What are you eating?

Woman behind me: A chicken sandwich

Man: That's disgusting!

Woman: Why?

Man: I don't eat anything with feathers.

Woman: Why not?

Man: It was alive once!

Woman: Yes, I suppose so.

[long silence]

Man: I eat fish.

Woman: They were alive.

Man: That's different.