posted Fri, 22 Sep 2006
At boot camp this morning. This woman is thin with big boobs. She has those slim legs with thighs that curve in from the knees. She has a great figure. One of those. She must come to boot camp as a way to kill time on her way to the Godiva store.
Skinny b- woman: I have great news for everyone!
Me: [Have you solved the problem of world hunger? Figured out a solution to the Arab-Israeli conflict? Proposed a unified field theory?]
SW: I’ve lost two pounds and two inches!
Chorus: [sans moi] That’s great!
Me: [And this is great news for the rest of us how?]
The end of the line
11 months ago