Tuesday, April 6, 2010

It`s the end of the world as we know it

posted Sun, 17 Sep 2006

SH [a big environmentalist who buys into the global warming stuff way more than I do]: Did you see this article in the paper about global warming?

Me: No. You know I don’t read anything in the mainstream press about global warming anymore. They never get their facts right.

SH: There are some scientists who want to seed the clouds with sulfur to cool the earth before it’s too late.

Me: Oh great. They want to increase my heating bill, which is already outrageous. I am unemployed, you know.

SH: That’s the first thing you think of? You go straight to your bottom line?

Me: Yes. Doesn't everybody? What do you think of?

SH: How it impacts The Earth.

Me: [Roll eyes. Liberals.]

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