SH: Have you noticed that I put away your silverware neatly?
Me: I’ve noticed you put it away upside down.
Shouldn’t the silverware all be pointing the same way? Can I get an “amen” on that? SH: What do you mean?
Me: You put the spoons in upside down.
SH: That’s because there are three types of spoons and that’s how they fit. It’s a lot neater than how you do it.
Me: You do it wrong.
SH: But my way, you can see the different kinds of spoons more easily. It’s how I do it at home. [Keep in mind this is the guy who has ten years’ worth of rubber bands, paper napkins, and expired newspaper coupon inserts stored at his house. I hardly think he’s an authority on housekeeping.]
Me: You do it wrong.
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