posted Fri, 27 Jul 2007
Bad thing #1: Trying that non-abrasive with bleach Ajax that was on sale for 50 cents at Schnuck’s on your bathtub and discovering that what you have thought were stains on the porcelain since you moved into the house six years ago is actually dirt that has resisted your weekly ablutions with Soft Scrub.
Bad thing #2: Realizing you have been bathing with the grease and dirt of the old man who lived in your house for 80 years before you bought it.
Bad thing #3: Discovering that no matter how hard you scrub, you can’t get rid of all the old man dirt.
The end of the line
11 months ago