Thursday, May 20, 2010

Mama told me not to run

posted Thu, 28 Jun 2007

At the library:

Mom to three-year-old: Stay here with me, honey!

[Kid pushes the door open and starts running to the Children’s section]

Guard: Hey! Don’t run!

[Kid ignores guard]

Guard: No running! No running!

[Kid ignores guard, slips and falls flat on his face. He is silent for about ten seconds, looks around, then starts to cry.]

Me: He said not to run.

I know. I’m a brute. So sue me.

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