posted Thu, 28 Jun 2007
At the library:
Mom to three-year-old: Stay here with me, honey!
[Kid pushes the door open and starts running to the Children’s section]
Guard: Hey! Don’t run!
[Kid ignores guard]
Guard: No running! No running!
[Kid ignores guard, slips and falls flat on his face. He is silent for about ten seconds, looks around, then starts to cry.]
Me: He said not to run.
I know. I’m a brute. So sue me.
The end of the line
2 years ago