Sunday, June 27, 2010

Heading for rehab

posted Tue, 30 Oct 2007

SH: My neck really hurts!

Me: Would you like a hot pad?

SH: No. [three minutes later] Ouch. This really, really hurts.

Me: Would you like some motrin?

SH: No. [three minutes later] [pitiful moans]

Me: Are you sure you don’t want some motrin?

SH: No. I don’t want to become an addict.

[Repeat over three days, with SH surrendering to the drugs on day two, but going cold turkey on day three. Why? “I don’t want to become an addict.”]

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