Why I love Serious Honey:
Because when he makes a grilled capicola – smoked pepper cheese sandwich with the great onion-dill rye bread from Great Harvest, he cuts off a small piece for me, who has been forced into the baggy jeans that are now too tight for polite company.
Why SH might drive me crazy:
Because when I take the container of Windex and a paper towel into his bathroom to clean the mirror, he follows me anxiously, asking “What are you doing?” then gets all stressed out when I actually spray the Windex on said mirror without moving his toothbrush or water glass, even though everyone knows that Windex cures everything, including sore elbows.
The end of the line
11 months ago