Why I love Serious Honey:
Because when he makes a grilled capicola – smoked pepper cheese sandwich with the great onion-dill rye bread from Great Harvest, he cuts off a small piece for me, who has been forced into the baggy jeans that are now too tight for polite company.
Why SH might drive me crazy:
Because when I take the container of Windex and a paper towel into his bathroom to clean the mirror, he follows me anxiously, asking “What are you doing?” then gets all stressed out when I actually spray the Windex on said mirror without moving his toothbrush or water glass, even though everyone knows that Windex cures everything, including sore elbows.
The end of the line
1 year ago