Me: Hi, it's CF. You left a message asking about holding an open house on Sunday?
Realtor: Well, let's hold off on that. The lady who looked at your house last night really liked it and might be putting in an offer. Her realtor just came by to get the lead paint* and other disclosure forms.
Me: You mean I just painted the front porch trim for nothing?
Me: I was about to plant grass in the back yard.
Realtor: Don't bother.
* Duh. The house was built in 1922. There is undoubtedly lead paint somewhere around here. So don't eat the windowsills.
The end of the line
11 months ago