Monday, August 9, 2010

Why I would never write my own wedding vows

posted 01/12/08

Because I would want to include statements such as

1. If either of us ever buys or wears a pair of Crocs, the marriage is over
2. I promise to tell you when you have boogers
3. I promise to tell you when you have something stuck in your teeth

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