Sunday, September 5, 2010

Tales from Easy Way

posted 02/29/08

Clerk: What are you making?

Customer: Eggplant parmagiana. It’s for my restaurant.

Clerk: Italian restaurant?

Customer: Dino’s, up the street.

Clerk: There are no real Italian restaurants here. They always add something they’re not supposed to.

Customer: Ours tastes like it’s supposed to.

Clerk: Bah. I’m from Naples, Italy. I know Italian food.

Customer: We’ve been in business for over 100 years. The food in the restaurant tastes just like what I ate at home when I was a little boy.

Clerk: Where you from?

Customer: Sicily. [leaves]

Clerk: Sicilians don’t know s*** about food.

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