Clerk: What are you making?
Customer: Eggplant parmagiana. It’s for my restaurant.
Clerk: Italian restaurant?
Customer: Dino’s, up the street.
Clerk: There are no real Italian restaurants here. They always add something they’re not supposed to.
Customer: Ours tastes like it’s supposed to.
Clerk: Bah. I’m from Naples, Italy. I know Italian food.
Customer: We’ve been in business for over 100 years. The food in the restaurant tastes just like what I ate at home when I was a little boy.
Clerk: Where you from?
Customer: Sicily. [leaves]
Clerk: Sicilians don’t know s*** about food.
The end of the line
11 months ago