Me: But how many hats do you need?
SH: This is a Giants hat!
Me: It has sweat on it.
SH: Because I wore it. To a game!
SH: It’s wool!
SH: I’m not getting rid of it.
Me: What about the other 47?
SH: Some of those have never been worn. I’ve had some of those since college. Pete gave me some of those.
Me: Are you ever going to wear them?
SH: That’s not the point.
Me: Somewhere, there are little children in China getting sunburned noses and squinting.
The end of the line
11 months ago