Woman at the gym: We used to have cats, but had to get rid of them because the dogs didn’t like them.
Me: Which did you have first?
WATG: The cats.
Me: So you got the dogs after you had the cats, but because the dogs didn’t like the cats – the dogs, which showed up later – you got rid of the cats?
Me: Why didn’t you get rid of the dogs?
WATG: We really love the dogs.
Me: Do your dogs like your kids?
The end of the line
11 months ago