Me [looking around the exercise room]: Why am I the only one who has visible panty lines under my gym clothes? What do all of you know that I don’t?
Other student: Boy pants. They prevent chafing, too. [Me: Chafing? What chafing? Yet another secret I don’t know about. Where is the manual? How come nobody tells me these things?]
Me: Oh. I thought maybe I was the only one who had a flabby butt and the rest of you all had buns of steel.
The end of the line
11 months ago