Monday, October 4, 2010

The big secret

posted 06/10/08

Me [looking around the exercise room]: Why am I the only one who has visible panty lines under my gym clothes? What do all of you know that I don’t?

Instructor: Thongs.

Jen: Spanx.

Other student: Boy pants. They prevent chafing, too. [Me: Chafing? What chafing? Yet another secret I don’t know about. Where is the manual? How come nobody tells me these things?]

Me: Oh. I thought maybe I was the only one who had a flabby butt and the rest of you all had buns of steel.

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