SH: That cabinet you got [at Salvation Army] won't work for my stereo stuff.
Me: Why not?
SH: I can't fit everything.
Me: But the DVD player and the tuner are there now.
SH: Yeah, but I can't get the record player and the tape deck on there, too.
Me: But you never use those.
SH: Yes, I do.
Me: In the time I've known you, I've seen you use the record player once. You play CDs in the car, but not in the house.
SH: I know, but it won't fit.
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