Me, after trying to find a decent radio station on SH's old clock radio: You know what would be nice? A clock radio CD player.
SH: You know I have all that stereo equipment. I could set it up in the bedroom.
Me: No! It's too clunky and big.
SH: But that's a badge of honor for a man.
Me: Baby, I already know you're a man.* You don't need big speakers to impress me.
* OK, I said something a little more -- earthy -- than that, but The Big Factotum reads this blog and I need to keep it G.
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