Me: Are you listening to this show? [Home Improvement, Jill, "You don't want me to nag you, you don't want me to hire a handyman, and then you don't want to do the job. What am I supposed to do?"]
Me: She's talking about how Tim promises to do repairs and doesn't do them.
SH: I promise you I'll do things to be nice, but then I get busy.
Me: I don't want you to be nice. I just want you to do what you say you'll do.
SH: I do it if it's important.
Me: I think it's important.
SH: I don't think it's important to go through all the boxes in the corner of the basement.
Me: I do.
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