Me: What would you do if you woke up and you'd gone back 25 years? You would be 18 again, back at college, but you would have the memories you have now?
SH (aka Joe Friday to The Bodacious Red-Headed Pediatrician): That's silly. That couldn't happen.
Me: I know. But what if it happened? What would you do differently?
SH: There's no point in talking about this! It's just make believe.
* I should add that life with an engineer also means that your stereo, TV, washer and dryer, motion-sensor lights, and clothesline get installed properly and the dishes -- when he does them -- are washed perfectly.